Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
