Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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