he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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