Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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