Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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