I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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