I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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