I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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