Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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