No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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