Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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