He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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