But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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