i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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