okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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