I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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