question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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