i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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