we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She bit a glass in half.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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