i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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