i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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