I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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