too bad you live with your parents still
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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