Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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