Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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