I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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