What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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