I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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