Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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