the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
