yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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