The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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