The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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