David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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