i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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