careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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