Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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