Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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