Sry I called you an 8
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
so much tequila, so little girl.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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