We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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