I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She even gives head with a lisp.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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