better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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