So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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