i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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