why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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