i just google imaged poop.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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