dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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