Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
why is half of my head shaved?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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