Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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