I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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